Pootie ‘“ Finding his groove’¦Worst public speaker ever’¦Kind of like a paranoid High person’¦slow and de-lib-er-at-e. Song was smooth and he has the Smokey Robinson vibe down pat. Should get through to the final 12.

Chris ‘“ He is polished…he knows how to do this’¦song was not as good as last week…but he is very safe none the less. Has a Creed, Bon Jovi hardness without the Lynard Skynard country twang that Bo had.

Potter ‘“ I start giggling the second they show his face’¦.and it’s not a good thing. He sings like a mouse…and it still kind of creepy. Starry’¦Starry’¦Night’¦High school stage production at best. If anything he is a young (like’¦12 year old) Michael Crawford’¦.Will be a good stage singer someday’¦but will never have a hit’¦Time to Weasley and get out of here.

Bucky ‘“ Not that I don’t like him’¦but I think he is on eof the weakest of the remaining group. He can sing down home songs like the best of them’¦but if there are any memorable vocals involved …he falls way short. It was a good run Bucky’¦you were just slightly beat.

Brady ‘“ Wait’¦did he sing?…hmmm’¦.I don’t even remember it’¦.Oh yea’¦James Taylor’s ‘˜How sweet it is’™’¦.At least I think that’s what it was’¦Was not very good. Seemed weak compared to everyone else’¦including all his other performances.

Cocker ‘“Oh My’¦Takin’™ it to the streets’¦winner by a long shot tonight. Joe Cocker and Michael McDonald are in his wheel house’¦and when he is there’¦he knocks it out of the park. Totally fun and high energy’¦not a single note where you say’¦.’™oh that was off’™. Soul Patrol may not be top two in the end’¦but he won tonight for me.

ET ‘“ The weakest of his songs this week’¦ and besides his awful teeth and humongous jaw’¦he should breeze through because he can sing everything above average.

Ace ‘“ Take Elliot’s chops (singing…not jaw) behind the mic and add the Calvin Klein supermodel handsomeness (man that sounds gay) and you get one of the final two on the men’s side. Awful song’¦imagine how bad a Michael Jackson song must be’¦ if you have never heard of it’¦.yes it was that bad. But Ace went for the high notes and held them’¦kind of creepy’¦but showed he can do it if need be. Hell be singing Duran Duran’s ‘˜Wild Boys’™ next’¦.snicker.

Any of the bottom three would make sense:

Cocker
Chris
Ace
Pootie
ET
Brady
Bucky
Potter *

* Ok’¦now I’™m just begging’¦..VOTE HIM OFF!!!

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