The Liberal Talking Points v. Me (King of the Right Wing Nut Jobs).
1. Jesus loves you, but shares your deep hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
Only the Religious Right thinks Jesus is Federal employee, to me he was a cool dude with great morals, who is dead now’¦And my hatred of homosexuals is more ewwwww and less damnation…so DEEP would be the wrong word. The wedding part we already discussed. And as far as adoption’¦they are on par with single parent adoption for me. But never above Man/Woman Married adoptions. Even jesus isn’t a fan of Hillary’¦he told me.
2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against other nations.
We are tired of being in a group that is all talk and no action’¦.but it’s the only game in town.
3. Standing Tall for America means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
Capitalism is number ONE’¦Dell’s Ideas are capitalist’¦ so I support…don’t worry India is going to be too expensive soon.
4. A woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.
Its not about feminine trust’¦it about life and the fact that women only have half of the responsibility…and yet they claim all. The only people who want this federal are the minorities who cant get their way. Repeal Roe v. Wade and it will go back the way it should be. And the second part has the IRS/SEC/FCC/FAA and about 20 other agency that keep an eye on things’¦some slip through’¦we are only human.
5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
He He’¦a Rush bash’¦my favorite’¦.Illegal drugs are immoral because they only benifet tax dodgers and criminals’¦prescription drugs help everybody’¦as far as prayers go’¦he never asked for them’¦and back pain is nothing to sneeze’¦.go ahead’¦sneeze with it’¦it hurts.
6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
Military benefits budgets happen on a two year basis. At which point they are reassessed and added to the budget’¦there is no 5 or 10 year plan’¦what believers of this statement should research is the fact that benefits went up to their highest point under President Bush’s administration (double the previous admin’s) and have not gone down…they are scheduled to drop in two years when the war demands are less’¦but in two years they could raise again. The statement above started flying around because they only read the numbers…and not the reason for them.
7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins, unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
1’¦not if your rich’¦.2 ..do you really think any governor of California is a republican?
8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
We really don’t believe that’¦.we just don’t think taxpayers or adults we don’t know should encourage it.
9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, but then demand their cooperation and money.
We got punched in the nose’¦time for all the allies we kept afloat for the last 4 decades to see who they are sleeping with’¦.if it’s us’¦the golden ring’¦if its them’¦.40 days in the desert’¦’¦’¦’¦’¦..oh biblical.
10. HMOs and insurance companies make huge profits and have the interest of the public at heart.
They are businesses’¦you wanna piece’¦. Join up.
11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
If our GNP was 50 times our expenditures’¦we would have it too. But right now we barley break even’¦so’¦the free market decides.
12. Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
Global Warming by humans is Junk science’¦smoking causes cancer but only in excess or due to weak immune systems’¦and Anti-Creationism should not be taught in schools. Creationism as a standard is silly.
13. It is okay that the Bush family’s Carlisle Group has done millions of dollars worth of business with the Bin Laden family.
Well of course’¦Capitalism is number 1’¦.and only one family member has gotten uppidy’¦remember carters brother’¦.clintons brother’¦.every family gets one free F*&K up.
14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him and Rumsfeld reassured him he was our buddy, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, but then a bad guy again when Bush junior needed a prop for his re-election campaign as the war President.
70’s..Saddam went after Iran, (enemy of my enemy is my friend)’¦.90’s needed a donkey punch when he over stepped his bounds’¦2000’¦He had money to spend..we had services to sell’¦.2002..told us to F*&k off’¦.and no one tells us that.
15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying about WMD existence to enlist support for an unprovoked, undeclared war and occupation, in which thousands of soldiers and civilians die, is, somehow, solid defense policy in a War against terrorism.
Lying under oath is an impeachable offence’¦and has nothing to due with terrorism. Also Bush never lied’¦sorry. Just because we couldn’t find now’¦doesn’t mean the CIA made it up then. And if you read between the lines you will see that dictatorships and theocracies stand in the way of globalization (which is happening with or without our help)’¦we just want the benefits of liberty and prosperity is creates now.
16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which should include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
Only because certain judges and states have gotten to this point. Censoring the internet?…ask the Inventor of it: Al Gore…he is the only on that wants to do that. Tracking it’¦that’s a different story.
17. The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s Harken Oil stock trade should be sealed in his Daddy’s library, and is none of our business.
Ummm’¦.Ok’¦got nothing for that.
18. What Bill Clinton or John Kerry did in the 1960s was of vital national interest but what Bush did in the 80’s is irrelevant. .
Nope ‘¦both irrelevant’¦..But both BC and JK were anti-establishment activities’¦and now they want to run it’¦.President Bush’s was just self-abuse.
19. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
That’s because they signed the paper agreeing to terms’¦it seems political and all that ‘¦but its really just money at this point. All they want is cars’¦all we want are cigars’¦.not really a good deal at this point.
20. Affirmative Action is wrong, but it is OK for your Daddy and his friends (here and in Saudi Arabia) to get you to graduate from Yale without studying much, to dodge the draft in the Texas Air National Guard, to bail out your companies (Harken Oil and the Texas Rangers), to get the Governorship of Texas and then to have the Supreme Court appoint you President of the USA.
Affirmative action is about lesser qualifications and forced quotas’¦all the other stuff is nepotism’¦perfectly legal’¦and in many ways more loyal.
21. You are a conservative, but it is OK to spend like there is no tomorrow and run up deficits that your grandchildren will have to pay, while at the same refunding as much tax money as possible to rich people who do not need it.
Wartime’¦always more expensive’¦trickle down economics’¦biggest financial booms in history were because of that theory’¦.we conservatives like big booms. (except the religious right one of course) ..more big booms’¦then it will only be our kids that pay it’¦unless we elect Democrats….then all bets are off.
Power to the people.
Executive steers the ship.
Congress makes the laws.
Judges Interpet.
Mulder, Bauer and Scully enforce….
